But…. But what if YJ and TT are somehow connected. Jinx got tired of Wally always leaving and they broke up before he left… Then he died! And… And…
Fuck it… I’m gonna go write fanfiction now
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.